Moody In Chanel.

Chanel f/w 2011/12
Imaged courtesy of Fashion Zen.

Moody shades of grey and black with a grungy edge.
This collection would make up the entirety of my Winter wardrobe (if I could afford it.)
The man is yet to disappoint.

Quote of the week: Inés de la Fressange

In the week when Romeo Beckham, aged 8, made a surprise entry into GQ magazine's Most Stylish List, it feels right to turn to an older model for some sensible advice. Reminiscing about her on-off-back-on-again relationship with Karl Lagerfeld, Inés de la Fressange, 53, recalls a promotional tour in America, in the eighties, when the pair stopped their limousine at a hot dog stand for sustenance. KL (dressed in a tuxedo and carrying a fan, of course) only had a hundred dollar bill, so came back to the car and sent IdlF (full-length dress and pearls) back to buy the hot dogs:

'Never go out with rich people - you always end up paying!'


Wise words.



Photo: Eric Ryan
Quote: Harper's Bazaar

Our House, In The Middle Of The Street.

Pictures from The Selby book.

After reading this book I have a bit of house envy.
I now want: A hammock in my backyard, complete with a teepee, a jungle, a rabbit called Willy Hops and a half pipe with a palm tree in the middle, a library, a graffitied couch...I also wouldn't mind a famous artifact or two...

The chicest hamper in the world

The Chanel hamper may be sitting in my virtual fashion bin but it's not been forgotten. Oh no. Armchair research tells me that the wicker basket with the double C logo is actually a pétanque bag, on sale for one thousand seven hundred and seventy English pounds. Here it is in the latest issue of Vogue with a very helpful fashion sum:


One Chanel pétanque bag - the boules = the chicest picnic hamper in the world.

I'm sorry, even if it were handcrafted by fairies and contained the Kaiser's own boules, I still wouldn't pay nearly two grand for it, not when you can buy this luxury willow picnic hamper with oiled leather straps - and all its contents - for a mere £99 from John Lewis:



Do the fashion math and make that £1671 - the chicest saving in the world!


What do you think Karl Lagerfeld should do with his boules?